I won't lie, I've been looking forward to this for hours.

Debbie--excuse me, Deborah--Gibson as an oceanographer. And Lorenzo Lamas as...I don't know yet.

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT. Mega Shark ate a plane. IT ATE A PLANE. IT JUMPED OUT OF THE OCEAN AND ATE A PASSENGER JET. WTF. 23 MINUTES IN OMG I WISH I HAD TIVO I NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

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Another Friday the 13th movie?

Whyyyyyyyyyy?

The titular snow monster stalks a college football team after their plane crashes in the Himelayas.Damn, I love the Sci-Fi channel. I missed the first half-hour, but I doubt it would have made that summary make any more sense ( Read more... )

Yes, it's another video spoof of Beyonce's "Single Ladies." But this one has a very very good Obama impersonator.

You know you wanna click.

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Bruce Lee has the best faces EVER. Like, his "Bitch, you ripped my shirt" face? CLASSIC.

ETA: Okay, so the list of things I have used my cleavage to carry is now as follows:

money
alcohol
air freshener
remote control

STREET FIGHTER.

If this isn't followed by Ninja Tech, I'm gonna be so disappointed.

The full version of that "I love the whole world" commercial has Stephen Hawking singing. I can't believe I hadn't seen it before today.

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"Heavenly Ku-sing, hovering fairy swordsman."

Whatever you're doing cannot POSSIBLY compare to a movie with dialogue like this. I love subtitles.

No, I'm not off work yet, but soon. SOON.

In the meantime, I saw this meme around:

Give me a subject and I'll tell you my five favorites of it.